Uncle Billy's emergency proclamation

[terracore]

There was a roach in our room at the Hilton Hawaiian Village. And ants. And one time we left the screen door open, birds. It's the tropics. I'd rather see an occasional insect than have everything coated in insecticide.

We did the VRBO thing a few times back when it used to be cheaper than a hotel. Whenever I've searched for them in the last few years, the cleaning fees were almost as much as the rent. They make sense for groups or longer stays, but for a person or two a hotel is usually cheaper and more convenient.