The most Hawaii County thing ever

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Looking back, I guess I'm fortunate they didn't demand to see two receipts from the towing company

The key to County employment is moving as slowly as possible while doing the least amount of work.  So even though they could easily complete 30 tasks in a day, if they only finish 20, they’ve created 1/2 of a position for one of their children when and if they graduate from high school.  Win-win, the keiki are our (their) future.  Bonus points for making you, the taxpayer, do the most amount of work to accomplish any and all County mandated requirements, for entertainment purposes only.

Not all of them work for the county.   

Some of them drive tow trucks.