What’s in a Name?

[Durian Fiend]

Ok, so that would make it "the Hawaiian Island formerly known as The Island of Hawaii"  Or THIFKATIOH, pronounced Thif-kat-īoh.  Has a nice ring to it doesnʻt it?  And makes just as much sense as changing the name of Loihi to Kamaʻehuakanaloa.  More syllables is always preferable.

You've got my vote.  The new name will be a really long, difficult to pronounce Hawaiian word. 

Or, just go with Hawai'iloa.