Keaau Farmers Market reported to be closing

[TomK]

...I wonder why the John Doe person or company would do that?

It must be TomK or Joe Biden. Elepaio will clarify shortly. 

Well, as I'm sure you all know, I chat with presidents all the time despite not being an American. I can't tell you all the laughs I had with Clinton and the Bush brothers and I even tutored Obama in some astronomy stuff. Unfortunately, due to the high-powered people I met, I was forced to meet Prince Andrew. And this last bit is true. I wanted to avoid meeting the guy but I couldn't. I ended up talking to this obnoxious dickhead about brown dwarfs and missing matter. This was before more recent discoveries.

I still feel I need to take a shower every time I think of that visit.