05-23-2024, 04:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-23-2024, 09:02 PM by Punatang.
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When we are in the mood for some really crazy fun, and, I highly recommend that you try this.* This is so great you won't believe it. OK, so turn on YouTube and watch as much old Steve Martin stuff as you can. You will laugh so hard. Really you will. OK, and once you are all Steved up, go put on your nicest most mainlandy outfits. OK, here's where it get's really really fun. So you jump in the car and go to all of the Concentrated Rooster Operation (CRO) facilities that you can find in your neighborhood. Now, here is where you channel your best Steve Martin. If you have the arrow or rabbit ears, go with it. March right up to the gate or the door, hooey as loud as you can. Now, when the Roosterateer opens the door, YOU, channeling Steve Martin, greet them with a big, loud, goofy, mainlandy greeting, waive a $10 bill in their face and oozing that you are doing the poor farmer a big favor, simply say, ....."we, would like to purchase, one dozen eggs!"
*Do not try this at home! We do not actually recommend that you try this. Approaching CRO facilities, acting goofy, channeling Steve Martin, and/or being mainlandy could result in serious bodily injury (AKA Dirty Likins) and even death. Only trained professionals should ever approach CRO facilities. The author of this post is not responsible for any cracks received by anyone attempting any of the above.
*Do not try this at home! We do not actually recommend that you try this. Approaching CRO facilities, acting goofy, channeling Steve Martin, and/or being mainlandy could result in serious bodily injury (AKA Dirty Likins) and even death. Only trained professionals should ever approach CRO facilities. The author of this post is not responsible for any cracks received by anyone attempting any of the above.