06-14-2024, 02:58 AM
HiloJulie, if that is your real name, your subterfuge might have been overlooked by the TSA, Hawaii County Police, and possibly others... but let us make this clear:
We don't know who you are. We don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, we can tell you we don't have money. But what we do have are a very particular set of skills, skills we have acquired over very long Punaweb careers. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you. If you let the Punaweb Bar and Grill go, that'll be the end of it. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don't, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will seat you in the back by the restrooms. Your food will come out cold, and your drinks will be warm.
We don't know who you are. We don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, we can tell you we don't have money. But what we do have are a very particular set of skills, skills we have acquired over very long Punaweb careers. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you. If you let the Punaweb Bar and Grill go, that'll be the end of it. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don't, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will seat you in the back by the restrooms. Your food will come out cold, and your drinks will be warm.