French bread crisis

[Wao nahele wahine]

No idea why this has turned into a thread about crumpets. What is a crumpet?  Sounds like tiny bits of bread formed together in the shape of domestic companions.

Speaking of breakfast, there is an oddly interesting, albeit expensive Sunday brunch at The Hilo Hawaiian. It is not Brittish. At least I don't think it is...

Punatang, this link might help you:

https://www.masterclass.com/articles/cru...ish-muffin

I know TomK called Windscale a disaster, and no available fresh French bread a crisis. Would this thread now be considered a catastrophe because it is morphing into a discussion of breakfast breads?