The Volcanoes Were Nice

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As a tourist, you can get beautiful views, better food, and much more to do elsewhere. When you fly 4000 miles and spend $700/day on accommodations, dining, and taxes, you expect aloha and lava in abundance, just like in the brochure.

Not that any of that applies to me, I can't even afford a staycation and I live here.