The Volcanoes Were Nice

[Durian Fiend]

Buzzfeed’s A Supposedly Nice Place To Visit That They’ll Never Do Again. They made a list and a coward who signed their screed “Anonymous” said they ain’t coming back to Big Island:
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#23."The Big Island of Hawaii. I recently went on a trip to the island. So many people rave about the views and the hiking trails past beautiful waterfalls. I was there for two weeks and spent roughly half of my time driving. Any waterfall 'hikes' were more aptly just short walks from the parking lot and up a couple of stairs. The volcanoes were cool, the weather was nice, and the views were okay, but I don’t think I would spend the time or the money to go back."

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/20-years...02257.html

At least Anonymous had a little bit of sense.  S/he didn’t insult Pele.

They have a somewhat valid, albeit exaggerated, point about the driving requirements here, but "hiking trails past beautiful waterfalls"?  
This person could have a reading comprehension problem if they were looking for good hikes on island. 
My retort would be to have someone else research and plan their itinerary for the next vacation, where ever that will be.