Roads Are Easements Not Planned Communities Or HOAs

[Patricia]

One of the funniest lawyer jokes I ever heard was from a client of mine back almost 20 years ago.

This client was, and with no disrespect to anyone, was, one would say, very openly and non-apologetically homosexual.

But he absolutely just abhorred lawyers in every way shape and form. 

And as such, got himself not into legal trouble, but into monumental legal mess of his own creation simply because he hated lawyers and thought he could do everything by himself. 

So, after we came to his rescue and got his affairs all straightened out, he tells me this joke:

"Why does San Francisco have all the gays and Los Angeles have all the lawyers?"

"San Francisco had first choice!"

I still tell that joke today! (Even though it's probably not all the politically correct anymore)