Superferry foes gathering to fight special session

[Rob Tucker]

Yeah, Those damn envirocommunists have ruined everything. Remember back in the good old days when the Monangahela River caught fire and burned for three weeks? Can't have fun like that anymore! The Raquett River used to be polluted with trout - thank God those coal fired power stations cleaned them trout out. Now why in hell did a good Republican President like Richard Nixon start that darn EPA conspiracy anyway? The world is one strange place alrighty.