01-15-2009, 08:23 AM
This time it was inside. Couldn't sleep so I went out to the living room and laid out on the couch and turned the TV on. 1 minute later was up with a shriek doing a strange combo of the Mexican Hat Dance and the Scotch Highland Fling. Every muscle from my scalp to my heels pushed up all at once with an extraordinary propulsion. Didn't find the TV remote till the next day. Turned on the light and found the hideous fiend scurrying across the floor. By this time Tina thinking that some sort of exorcism was taking place came out to find me hitting it repeatedly with a hard cover book. The little (insert expletives of choice here) wouldn't die. Finally got a hammer and flattened its skull. Tina performed a navy burial down the porcelain swirl.
This one was even worse it actually bit me twice and it was pretty large and black. Still have quite a bit of pain. Nasty (insert expletives of choice here).
Andrew
This one was even worse it actually bit me twice and it was pretty large and black. Still have quite a bit of pain. Nasty (insert expletives of choice here).
Andrew
___________________________
Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times".
Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times".