Ship 'em to the Mainland

[David M]

So I guess if I'm homeless in Freezinmybutt, Mainland and I tell the powers that are, "Yea, I got family or connections in Hawaii", they might give me a ticket, but if I say, "Heck no, don't know a soul in Hawaii, but would sure like to go" I won't get a ticket. And should I stretch the truth just a tad, then once here, I'd be quicker than frost melts to tell anyone the absolute truth and hope I don't get set back. OK, makes sense to me. The mainland homeless only move to Hawaii to be homeless with their family.

David

Ninole Resident