01-03-2010, 11:25 AM
Thieves, please don't bother with my house. I now keep what jewelry I own in my safe deposit box at the bank. Seriously. I don't have a lot of jewelry, but my great-great grandmother's engagement ring has been in the family since the Civil War, so I won't keep it lying around the house for you to pilfer. Move along, nothing to see at my house.