01-04-2015, 02:40 PM
This is Sunday. There are photos of him and family getting off Air Force One in Washington DC about 9 hours ago. Obama, the Hawaiian local, has sent out several press releases since then.
It is possible for Obama to visit with snorkle while he is back to work in Washington D.C. - - at the same time.
Just as there are duplicate Air Force 1 Presidential planes, as well as the doomsday plane parked at Hilo International, less known is the fact that there are also multiple Obamas. POTUS* 1 is the real Obama, while several Decoy POTUS can be deployed during vacations, golf rounds, or high level secret diplomacy as recently took place between the President and Fidel Castro. It was required to send the real Obama to Havana as decoys are not yet designed to intake cigar smoke. This detail would have tipped off the (former?) Cuban leader during sensitive negotiations. There is also a Doomsday POTUS, but don't ask.
So while the real Obama enjoys the sights, sounds, and smells of the burning lava flow in lower Puna, one of the decoys is hard at work in our nations capital, memory updated with current phrases such as "post holiday", "North Korea", and "new Congress" that allows him to create press releases utilizing his random text generator, and no one is the wiser.
Just a side note; earlier versions operational right after the turn of the century were also put to use on an unsuspecting public, however, their electronics and software did not have the sophistication of the present models. Their actions skewed closer to the animatronic musicians that formerly performed at Chuck E. Cheese family style restaurants. They did act lifelike enough, that a former POTUS dispatched them regularly to field questions at press conferences.
*President Of The United States
It is possible for Obama to visit with snorkle while he is back to work in Washington D.C. - - at the same time.
Just as there are duplicate Air Force 1 Presidential planes, as well as the doomsday plane parked at Hilo International, less known is the fact that there are also multiple Obamas. POTUS* 1 is the real Obama, while several Decoy POTUS can be deployed during vacations, golf rounds, or high level secret diplomacy as recently took place between the President and Fidel Castro. It was required to send the real Obama to Havana as decoys are not yet designed to intake cigar smoke. This detail would have tipped off the (former?) Cuban leader during sensitive negotiations. There is also a Doomsday POTUS, but don't ask.
So while the real Obama enjoys the sights, sounds, and smells of the burning lava flow in lower Puna, one of the decoys is hard at work in our nations capital, memory updated with current phrases such as "post holiday", "North Korea", and "new Congress" that allows him to create press releases utilizing his random text generator, and no one is the wiser.
Just a side note; earlier versions operational right after the turn of the century were also put to use on an unsuspecting public, however, their electronics and software did not have the sophistication of the present models. Their actions skewed closer to the animatronic musicians that formerly performed at Chuck E. Cheese family style restaurants. They did act lifelike enough, that a former POTUS dispatched them regularly to field questions at press conferences.
*President Of The United States
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves