Mauna Loa Waking Up, "Time to Prep" articles, Can it hit lower Puna?

[terracore]

"(Don’t miss the Chemtrails model on their website.)"

In the late 90's I had an '85 Honda CRX that was on the far late side of being in between oil changes. I don't remember why exactly but I bought a can of "oil treatment" thinking I could extend the oil change because I was a renter, owned no tools, and generally didn't have the means to change the oil myself and couldn't easily afford professional help.

I put the mystery can into the crankcase and started up the car. THICK grey smoke came out the tailpipe which normally burned clean. I thought, that was odd, I bet after the engine runs hot whatever was in the additive will burn off and everything will be okay again. The opposite happened. The smoke just got thicker and denser and after a few minutes I couldn't see the houses across the street the smoke was so dense. I clung onto the hope that it would eventually burn away but after a good 15 minutes the engine was hot and I had filled our neighborhood with a smoke so thick I was worried the fire trucks might show up. So I turned it off. Oddly, nobody came out of their homes to ask why my car smoke was blocking out the sun among the other problems all the smoke was creating. But I lived next to a crack house and it wasn't really a "talk to your neighbor" type of community.

A few days later I got paid and drove the car to the nearest 10-minute oil change place, blanketing the road behind me in an oppressively thick smoke screen, worried I would get pulled over the entire time. After the oil change everything returned to normal and I've never poured anything but oil into my crankcase since.

One of those "chemtrail" switches would have been useful that day I drove the car to the oil change place.

About a month later I was selling everything I owned to move to Alaska, including that car. At the moving sale a neighbor I had never met before asked me what I had done to fix the car from filling the entire neighborhood with smoke. I don't know if he believed the additive was responsible, but he didn't make an offer on the car.

[TomK]

But for real,
...
advancing through HPP. Imagine that!

Well, that’s a lot of ifs and maybes which may or may not raise concerns.
Just to be on the safe side, I’ve already ordered a customizable control switch labeled “Mauna Loa” with switch configurations as “Off” and “OFF!”.  I feel better already.  

https://www.concordaerospace.com/collect...gle-switch

(Don’t miss the Chemtrails model on their website.)

Sigh - even the best chemtrail experts know that the Apollo missions had nothing to do with real chemtrails, what's the point of dumping mind-controlling substances on the moon? It doesn't exist, and even if it does we never went there.

Now, airliners, that's different.

[TomK]

The idea that the next eruption from the terminus of Mauna Loa's Northeast Rift would fan towards the South rather than the North side of the rift is based on an observation by a local volcanologist, that the strike, the line of fissures, of each successive eruption in that area has moved, over time, towards the South by about 100 meters per event. And, as such, based on the location of the last event, in 1984, the next event, if the pattern holds, would break ground on the South side of the actual topographic high of the rift itself. By observation, I mean in conversation. Though, if you want to drill down on that I would suggest a deep dive into the newer Lockwood and Trusdell maps of Mauna Loa referenced above.

Deja-vu all over again. What volcanologist?

[terracore]

This live video of the volcano in Iceland erupting is pretty cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA-9QzIcr3c

[Obie]

I lost a house and my entire subdivision and I am still here. Lava zone 3 and a little further from the volcano but still here anyway.

[My 2 cents]

You could also choose to live in Florida and worry about the hurricanes, or California and worry about earthquakes, or Oklahoma and worry about tornadoes, or....well, you get the idea.

[Obie]

But for real,
...
advancing through HPP. Imagine that!

Well, that’s a lot of ifs and maybes which may or may not raise concerns.
Just to be on the safe side, I’ve already ordered a customizable control switch labeled “Mauna Loa” with switch configurations as “Off” and “OFF!”.  I feel better already.  

https://www.concordaerospace.com/collect...gle-switch

(Don’t miss the Chemtrails model on their website.)

Sigh - even the best chemtrail experts know that the Apollo missions had nothing to do with real chemtrails, what's the point of dumping mind-controlling substances on the moon? It doesn't exist, and even if it does we never went there.

Now, airliners, that's different.

 Nice touch that they used an actual Boeing part number. It's for a 727 though and not many still in the air.

[TomK]

You know what? Just after I posted the picture I actually wondered what aircraft it came from. My immediate thoughts were that it was modern enough to have to be a jet airliner but not new enough to be anything from the mid80s through the 90s, so thought it might be a 737-200 (the ones Aloha used to fly with passengers, but now freight) or a 727. I was trying to find a clue in the picture to see if it was a two or three jet-engine plane from that era but couldn't find it.

You can actually tell the image has been doctored even if you put aside the chemtrail button and co-pilot eject switch, but it's a nicely put-together picture!

Thank you, obie!

[kalakoa]

even if you put aside the chemtrail button

I see the stick-on label as more authentic: clearly, this plane was retrofitted.

[HereOnThePrimalEdge]

Cooking With Lava

The Mauna Loa thread probably is not the best for tips on cooking hot dogs and burritos on an active flow, since you could run the risk of losing your snack should the lava move too quickly.  There are probably a few other risks as well.  But a volcanologist currently in Iceland mentions his burritos wrapped in aluminum foil on Kilauea were a favorite.  The technique for hot dogs is worth a look:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/26/us/anders...index.html