Attempted Murder in HPP

[punikahakaiferret]

Oh, my! *Fur* floors?

Those must be a real pain in the ass to clean. And hope they aren't from any sort of endangered species?

Sigh. Proofreading is a lost art...

[kalianna]

I canʻt figure out what "fur" was supposed to be. But why is this in a thread about attempted murder?

[punikahakaiferret]

Supposed to be "fir" floors, like Douglas fir, I presume.

Think it was a "callback" to when a house across from an attempted murder occurred was being advertised for sale, and how that certainly would not be considered a "prime location" to buy.

I checked back toward the beginning of the thread, and it was a sort of back-and-forth about neighborhood violence and real estate, and how homogenized the bulk of new builds in HPP had become.

Quite a roundabout conversation, it was.

And now, the fur is flying!

It could get hairy. Maybe the thread should be shed.

Ok. I'll stop. Maybe I should go post a haiku! ;-D

[kalianna]

Thanks, Ms Ferret. But PLEASE donʻt post a haiku. :-)
I didnʻt get "fir". I was thinking tile? Hardwood?

[Punatang]

Would that be a hairku?

[Punatang]

Hair The Ides of March
Fur flooring is not a thing
Punikahakai

[punikahakaiferret]

Lol! Punatang for the win!

Dis is why I soooo lurves yous guyz! (And galz!)

Bring on the hairkus!

What is HPP?
Not Hairy Paradise Park
Home of Plain Painting?

(Ok, that was a stretch.)