Merry Christmas already

[oink]

Christmas here already, and it's merry.

Oh, sorry but you know the castle laws here in Fla. Well, there was noise in the yard and some banging around on my house. What did he expect me to do. Don't bother with the milk and cookies.

Pua`a
S. FL
Big Islander to be.

[Guest]

lol

“Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms.”
-Ron Paul

[TomK]

Damn you! Still, according to NORAD he's moved on from your area, no doubt chased by a bunch of blue lights, but I think you must have missed!

Merry Christmas!

Tom
http://apacificview.blogspot.com/

[Kelena]

Stand your ground! On your knees, Santa!

[TomK]

The neighbors' dogs have all gone nuts in the last couple of minutes, loud enough to wake me up. Maybe it's reindeer meat on offer or a large man in weird clothes checking out the neighborhood. I heard someone shouting but couldn't quite make it out - something about a chimney I think and not being able to find one. He seemed quite mad. There were one or two other voices I heard as well, something about overtime rates, loose dogs and danger money. Couldn't quite make it out. Very high pitched voices.

Have a wonderful Christmas everyone!

Tom
http://apacificview.blogspot.com/

[dmbwest]

Santa knows my door is always open and the beer is good + have been nice all year.

aloha,
pog

[Wuzzerdad]

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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
... Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights
Halelluja everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
It's Bloody Marys
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
Halelluja, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the Family

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Mahalo
Rick