Topless Hitchhiking in Punaland

[ElysianWort]

It's simple really. Live and learn. Never believe anything posted by Mimosa. This isn't a first time. Can we get back to the topless hitchhiker? The direction this thread has gone is very disappointing.

[HereOnThePrimalEdge]

Can we get back to the topless hitchhiker?

Yes!
We need to get to the bottom of this, so let's not get distracted.
Focus people, focus.

[Todd H]

Great suggestion. I was beginning to wonder if and when our esteemed moderator would step into the fray and urge everyone to get back on track. So, a big "thanks" to ElysianWort - you're doin' a heckuva job in Rob's absence[]

From the mainlainder's point of view, the BI doesn't exactly have a complex and seemingly infinite grid of (publicly accessible) streets and highways.

Narrowing this down to just the main routes and arterials, someone out there must have - at one time or another - encountered the elusive and near mythical Topless Hitchhiker![:0]

Todd

[ElysianWort]

Well thanks Todd! Although I certainly wasn't trying to be deputy moderator or anything like that. My aim was to get more info on the topless hitchhiker instead of a learning about a lying senior citizen orange juice/wine cocktail. Perhaps a step by step narrative of the adventure one might have experienced after giving said elusive hippie maiden a ride or even a scripted slow-mo of the sightings and the sun glinting off the red hair as it softly fluttered in the gentle Puna tradewinds. Oh yea and did she smell the same as the majority of the Puna hitchhikers I've rescued from the grips the sweltering, unforgiving blacktop?