Religious outlook on life

[Beachboy]

I hope this doesn't offend anybody?




Taoism: S**t happens
Hare Krishna: S**t happens rama rama ding ding
Hinduism: This s**t happened before
Islam: If s**t happens, take a hostage
Judaism: Why does this s**t always happen to me?
Zen: What is the sound of s**t happening?
Buddhism: When s**t happens, is it really s**t?
Confucianism: Confucius say, "S**t happens."
7th day Adventist: S**t happens on Saturdays
Protestantism: S**t wont happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If s**t happens, I deserve it
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "s**t happens"
Unitarianism: What is this s**t?
Rastafarianism: Lets smoke this s**t



Handle every situation like a dog,If you can't eat it or hump it,piss on it and walk away...

[PunaLover]

seen this chit before only now a few more isms have been added. I actually still have a copy because I wrote it in calligraphy and hung it next to the throne for years.

Because it's all the same BS

[malolo]

Beachboy?
I'm not offended.
I just can't believe this shtt.

Atheism.

[wjbillock]

I'm sure someone will be offended....

...but not me!

"What? Me Worry?" - Alfred E. Nueman

[oink]

Atheism: No s**t!
Agnosticism: Who gives a s**t

Pua`a
S. FL
Big Islander to be.

[Dave M]

Beachboy I'm surprised that you forgot my favorite.

Da Kine: Good S**t

Blessings,
dave


"Sometimes your the bug and sometimes your the windshield"

[Beachboy]

quote:

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Beachboy I'm surprised that you forgot my favorite.

Da Kine: Good S**t

Blessings,
dave


"Sometimes your the bug and sometimes your the windshield"

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You're right Dave. Yo, where are you these days Dave? Arizona, Kauai, or here?

Handle every situation like a dog,If you can't eat it or hump it,piss on it and walk away...