Just got this very informative Nixle email

[TomK]

Got this 30 minutes ago. Please avoid some roads until the timeframe is complete.

https://local.nixle.com/alert/5900341/?sub_id=344108

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Advisory: AVOID Location for the next Timeframe due to traffic incident. Some roads closed.

Dear Tom Kerr,
$$(Agency)$$ advises you to AVOID $$(Location)$$ due to a current traffic issue.

A vehicle crash near $$(Specific Location)$$ has closed $$(Impacted Roads)$$ and will require a detour of traffic for the next $$(Timeframe)$$.

$$(Suggested alternate routes (if desired))$$.

$$(Additional traffic information (if desired))$$.

[PaulW]

Sounds serious!

[knieft]

Could be they are firing blanks...?

[EightFingers]

Sounds expensive and mysterious!

[TomK]

Anyone know if the timeframe is over? I'd like to drive on some roads.

[Obie]

I thought you astrophysicists or astro what ever you are could tele-transport yourselves !

[TomK]

We still have to drive to the nearest tele-transporting module.

[EightFingers]

"...reports Hualalai Rd between Nani Kailua & Aloha Kona Drive is now open..."

There's your answer!