A good reason not to live in Florida

[DrJ]

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/04/23/vi...e-kitchen/

[Kahunascott]

I lived is So Florida for about 5 years in the mid 90's.
We usta' have to shoost them off the tee's when playing golf.
When you hit the ball "NEAR" the water you let it go and drop one.

"Many dreams come true and some have silver linings, I look for my dreams and a pocket full of gold" Led Zeppelin

[mgeary]

My son is in college at the Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach, FL. He said as a college dorm prank, he and a couple friends caught a two-foot 'gator, and turned it loose on the girl's floor in the dorm, in their bathroom. Yikes!!

Did I say I likey Hawai'i? I do, I do.

Aloha! ;-)

[Carey]

I think I would rethink the swinging screen door thing....
Poor little guy got a cut from a plate....can you imagine what the kitchen looks like?

[Andrew]

I once shot an alligator in my pajamas ...


What he was doing wearing my pajamas I'll never know.

Badda Bing!!

Thanks for the video. Very entertaining. By the way I have had geckos in my kitchen. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

[oink]

mgeary,
Please delete your post or make it more anonymous. Technically it's a felony and some people can't take a joke.

Pua`a
S. FL
Big Islander to be.

[oink]

I heard of a guy that caught a 3 footer and brought in home, walking it in the door on a dog leash (hissing), but after freaking out the family, later let it go in it's natural habitat after a night locked in the shower. I've also heard of people putting them in peoples cars. Open the door...suprise

Pua`a
S. FL
Big Islander to be.

[Rob Tucker]

Well, those Floridians sure have us beat for wild and crazy fun on a hot muggy night!

[hpp4me]

Another reason not to live in Florida...

It is the second lowest (elevation) state in the country, behind Lousiana. As the sea levels rise, much of Florida will disappear. Miami is about 1 meter above sea level. Tampa about the same. Can you say "Atlantis"?