10-23-2014, 02:47 PM
Ah, there is a new one for sale, one block below on Nani place. Never heard of that street before.
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Hot deals?
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10-23-2014, 04:37 PM
Buyer translator:
Fixer upper (tearer downer) Close to bus stop / close to shopping (road noise) Great starter home (more like starter fluid) Owner financing (owner dreaming) Great neighbors! (REALLY BAD NEIGHBORS!!!) Lots of potential (at one time) Well maintained! (flood zone) New construction! (flood zone AND road noise) Some lucky new owner...! (lucky seller) Great southern exposure! (only has a front or back yard, not both) Instant equity! (make offer)
10-24-2014, 12:10 AM
This advert is very deceptive.
It says in part: "Lots of commercial building are planned for the near future near to this large 18,000 sf. property." OK, first of all, ZERO building is planned in this area in the near or any future. Secondly, an 18,000 square foot lot is not LARGE. The ad goes onto say "Cash Offers Only!". Well, duh. Nobody, not even the owner is going to finance a lava field. 
10-24-2014, 03:25 AM
How about:
"The properties located on the mauka & makai side of lot may have trees cleared in the near future, offering spectacular mountain and ocean views!
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves
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