April 3rd 2008 'Joke of the Day'

[Beachboy]

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest
turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate? "
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.
"The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh? "
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" []



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“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

George Carlin

[rusty h]

There were three construction men eating their lunch on the roof top. the red hair man had a meatloaf sandwich, the brown hair man had a ham and cheese and the blonde hair man had a peanut and jelly sandwich.
next day all had the same.
third day the red hair man looked in his lunch and sure enough meatloaf, he said one more day of this and im jumpimg off this building. the brown hair man looked in his lunch bag and ham and cheese again! he said one more day of this and I'm jumping off this building too. same for the blonde a peanut and jelly sandwich and he said im jumping off this building if i get one more peanut and jelly sandwich.
next day the red hair man opened up his lunch, saw a meatloaf sandwich and jumped, the brown hair man opened his lunch and saw a ham & cheese sandwich and jumped. the blonde opened his lunch and sure enough a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich and he jumped.

at the furneral the wife of the red hair man said if i only knew he didnt want meatloaf i would have made him something different, then the wife of the brown hair man said if I only knew that he wanted something different than ham & cheese i would have made him anything else...then the wife of the blonde spoke up and said dont look at me he makes his own lunch!