Wearing a colander for DL in Puna

[Seeb]

Probably the last one thing any clerk wants to deal with is some nut job trying to make a pointless point.

[PaulW]

Pointing out the absurdity of religion is not pointless.

[knieft]

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Originally posted by PaulW

Pointing out the absurdity of religion is not pointless.

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I’m kinda offended by that. His invisible Noodly Appendages are touching us all whether we know it or not. Proof? We don’t float off the ground much.

Cheers,
Kirt

[knieft]

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Originally posted by Seeb

Probably the last one thing any clerk wants to deal with is some nut job trying to make a pointless point.

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She seemed to be enjoying herself.

“A little nonsense now and then is valued by the wisest men.”

Cheers,
Kirt

[randomq]

I should be able to wear a hat for my photo as an agnostic. Followers of religions should not be granted special rights. I'll see you in court! (With my hat on!!)

[knieft]

There were originally 10 “I’d Really Rather you Didn’t’s” but two were lost when pirate Mosey was returning from Mount Salsa. Probably inebriated...

The 8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts

1. I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

2. I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3. I’d really rather you didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this in your thick heads: woman = person. Man = person. Samey-samey. One is not better than the other, unless we’re talking about fashion and I’m sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I’d really rather you didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age and mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I’d really rather you didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b******.

6. I’d really rather you didn’t build multimillion-dollar churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):#8232; a. Ending poverty #8232;b. Curing diseases #8232;c. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable#8232;. I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I am the creator.

7. I’d really rather you didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?

8. I’d really rather you didn’t do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather / lubricant / lass Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of mike, wear a condom! Honestly, it’s a piece of rubber. If I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

Cheers,
Kirt

[kander]

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Originally posted by knieft

SBH: You are not allowed to wear a hat for a DL photo unless used for religious purposes.

Yes. FSM is a religion.

Groping doesn't sound so bad.

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Just give em a wink when their doing it so they can feel dirty too.

[lisa]

Sounds kinda cleansing to me.

Pasta on earth!