04-15-2015, 11:48 AM
A day in the life......
Aboard the Greenpeace inflatable boat “Cetacean Warrior”;
The large white man stood in the bow with his foot propped up like George Washington dodging cannonballs. A seasoned protestor, he was going for the “Euro trooper” look today, wearing a speedo, and a tank top that rode up well above his ample belly.
Whaletic007 was his name; and stopping the slaughter was his game. The small craft sped swiftly towards the huge Japanese vessel in a serpentine path, both to tame the swells and avoid the deadly Harpoon men of the Whaler. This man was no ordinary “sit in” protester. He meant business; and would gladly sacrifice his own life for the life of a majestic Sperm whale.
As the inflatable neared the Factory Ship, the Japanese vessel suddenly veered away from their target and appeared to be fleeing the scene.
Sweet Victory! Whaletic007 raised his arms in celebration and bellowed his triumphant war cry; “Our Bravery prevails!!OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”!!!
“Let’s go home guys; and grab a dolphin safe Puna Sandwich on Sourdough hold the Mustard”.
Aboard the Japanese Whaler “Flatangelum Maru”;
The ship’s Captain stood on the wing of his bridge with binoculars glued to his oval face. He had been studying the approaching small boat since it first appeared and couldn’t make sense of what he was seeing.
By the Gods of Fuji, it looked like a large Beluga Whale in the bow of a speeding inflatable boat. He couldn’t fathom what kind of omen this portended, but didn’t wish to stick around and find out. There would be other days and other Whales. Best to get out of here now before those bothersome Greenpeace activists show up.
“Hard a port” he shouted, and retired to his cabin to enjoy a Dolphin safe Puna sandwich with extra mustard.
edit; Changed the "T" in tuna to a "P" in order to meet the requirement of being Puna related.
Aboard the Greenpeace inflatable boat “Cetacean Warrior”;
The large white man stood in the bow with his foot propped up like George Washington dodging cannonballs. A seasoned protestor, he was going for the “Euro trooper” look today, wearing a speedo, and a tank top that rode up well above his ample belly.
Whaletic007 was his name; and stopping the slaughter was his game. The small craft sped swiftly towards the huge Japanese vessel in a serpentine path, both to tame the swells and avoid the deadly Harpoon men of the Whaler. This man was no ordinary “sit in” protester. He meant business; and would gladly sacrifice his own life for the life of a majestic Sperm whale.
As the inflatable neared the Factory Ship, the Japanese vessel suddenly veered away from their target and appeared to be fleeing the scene.
Sweet Victory! Whaletic007 raised his arms in celebration and bellowed his triumphant war cry; “Our Bravery prevails!!OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”!!!
“Let’s go home guys; and grab a dolphin safe Puna Sandwich on Sourdough hold the Mustard”.
Aboard the Japanese Whaler “Flatangelum Maru”;
The ship’s Captain stood on the wing of his bridge with binoculars glued to his oval face. He had been studying the approaching small boat since it first appeared and couldn’t make sense of what he was seeing.
By the Gods of Fuji, it looked like a large Beluga Whale in the bow of a speeding inflatable boat. He couldn’t fathom what kind of omen this portended, but didn’t wish to stick around and find out. There would be other days and other Whales. Best to get out of here now before those bothersome Greenpeace activists show up.
“Hard a port” he shouted, and retired to his cabin to enjoy a Dolphin safe Puna sandwich with extra mustard.
edit; Changed the "T" in tuna to a "P" in order to meet the requirement of being Puna related.