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Greenpeace; Real Protestors!
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A day in the life......

Aboard the Greenpeace inflatable boat “Cetacean Warrior”;
The large white man stood in the bow with his foot propped up like George Washington dodging cannonballs. A seasoned protestor, he was going for the “Euro trooper” look today, wearing a speedo, and a tank top that rode up well above his ample belly.

Whaletic007 was his name; and stopping the slaughter was his game. The small craft sped swiftly towards the huge Japanese vessel in a serpentine path, both to tame the swells and avoid the deadly Harpoon men of the Whaler. This man was no ordinary “sit in” protester. He meant business; and would gladly sacrifice his own life for the life of a majestic Sperm whale.

As the inflatable neared the Factory Ship, the Japanese vessel suddenly veered away from their target and appeared to be fleeing the scene.

Sweet Victory! Whaletic007 raised his arms in celebration and bellowed his triumphant war cry; “Our Bravery prevails!!OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”!!!
“Let’s go home guys; and grab a dolphin safe Puna Sandwich on Sourdough hold the Mustard”.




Aboard the Japanese Whaler “Flatangelum Maru”;
The ship’s Captain stood on the wing of his bridge with binoculars glued to his oval face. He had been studying the approaching small boat since it first appeared and couldn’t make sense of what he was seeing.

By the Gods of Fuji, it looked like a large Beluga Whale in the bow of a speeding inflatable boat. He couldn’t fathom what kind of omen this portended, but didn’t wish to stick around and find out. There would be other days and other Whales. Best to get out of here now before those bothersome Greenpeace activists show up.

“Hard a port” he shouted, and retired to his cabin to enjoy a Dolphin safe Puna sandwich with extra mustard.



edit; Changed the "T" in tuna to a "P" in order to meet the requirement of being Puna related.
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#2
“Flatangelum Maru” what ah great name!
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#3
Filed under D for dreck.
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#4
Oh no, fan fiction. What's the title?
Two Tuna Fish
Orca Orca Orca!
Moby Dick, Redux
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#5
Snorkel,

Yea man, our gallant Protectors kind of remind me of those colorful Vietnam War protesters of yesteryear, many of whom, as you may recall, were jailed, beaten, exiled and stigmatized for life (some were even shot dead). I was hoping to see legions of these concerned citizens protesting Bush's expedition into the land of WMD, but apparently that wasn't on the agenda. Which is all perfectly understandable owning to the fact that, just like Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan are apparently only "crummy little third-rate countries". Instead, I saw a handful of haggard peaceniks in board shorts and tank tops standing there without any media attention whatsoever, even in the rain, day after day, month after month. And yes, the whale-like Euro trooper himself Whaletic007 was among them, waving an expensive-looking foam core placard, that read: No More War. I guess it's all about where your interests lie.

Un Mojado Sin Licencia
Un Mojado Sin Licencia
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