Why does Santa Claus fly into Puna?

[EightFingers]

Cause he can’t figure out the striping on 130!

[birdmove]

Because the reindeer can't handle the roundabout?

Jon in Keaau/HPP

[Seeb]

If he lands someone will steel his sled and eat his raindeer

[HereOnThePrimalEdge]

Q. What's the first thing Santa and his helpers do after they fly into Puna?
A. They initiate the new elves.

With no chimney found on the first roof, the mischievous old time elves look around until they find the largest vent pipe, and say, "Hey Gunnar, you're the thinnest, try and shimmy down that wee chimney there!"


"Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." -James Madison, The Federalist Papers, 1787

[randomq]

To update his "naughty" list.

[SBH]

For the rain dear.

[terracore]

The other, smaller islands make him Claustrophobic.

[Wao nahele wahine]

He has mistaken Puna for the island of misfit toys.

Wahine

[ElysianWort]

Because he cannot resist a safety-break & Puna Buttah.

[punaticbychoice]

SBH @ 13:09:18, 12/22/2017-

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