EMERGENCY MEETING: PARIS HILTON'S SPRING WARDROBE!

[JWFITZ]

Just a little black humor on the anniversary of the Irish independence uprising. . .sorry if it's out of place. It's 11 o'clock and am drunkenly doing federal taxes, and sure as blazes that puts me in a bad mood.

Ah, well. . .

What's the quote. . "beware the risen masses, those harried and hassled, you who have made your life with bullies and bribes. . ." or some such.

[gtill]

Wait until Al Gore calculates the amount of carbon credits we'll need to pay for Kilauea's recent ejections at Halemaumau! No more breaks, it's about time we right our voggy wrongs to the unsuspecting world! I wonder if even Kona could sue!

[JWFITZ]

Actually Pele does her part, because the major component of SO2 is a highly anti-greenhouse gas--which is why many are beginning to advocate putting loads of sulfur back into jet fuel.