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Punatang has a good idea and solution to the pesky “I don’t like that thread at the top of the list” problem, so I thought I’d take it one step further and give it a title.

Want to see something that is (so far) not unpleasant at the top of the Punaweb thread list?
Click this thread title. write “bump”, or a haiku, or whatever you’re thinking to yourself while waiting for that long red light at the top of Shower Drive and Highway 130.  Share it with the world!

“I wish I had one of those ambulance clickers that turns a stoplight from red to green… I wonder if Amazon… oh, thank God, it finally changed!”
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I wish you all the best.
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#3
Great idea, and needed badly RIGHT NOW!!
Certainty will be the death of us.
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#4
Bump! 

Bump?

There used to be this lady, Betty Boop, at shows, would come around and holding out what looked like a Visine bottle would ask, 'want a bump?' That was back in the day, when Owsley, you know Bear, would share with everyone.. OMG, I miss Jerry.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. Being called all those names and all... what's a drunken misogynist pig to do?
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(08-05-2024, 07:23 PM)MyManao Wrote: Bump! 

Bump?

There used to be this lady, Betty Boop, at shows, would come around and holding out what looked like a Visine bottle would ask, 'want a bump?' That was back in the day, when Owsley, you know Bear, would share with everyone.. OMG, I miss Jerry.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. Being called all those names and all... what's a drunken misogynist pig to do?

I’m sure you’re very familiar with having a few “bumps”

As for what you can do, maybe call a woman a “BITCH” and ask her how many times she “dropped her drawers” for a public servant?

Oh yeh, you already did that. Must have been so drunk you forgot? Let me refresh your memory
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#6
Nice try, HOPTE. :-(
Certainty will be the death of us.
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#7
Isn't having a bump slang for snorting a line of cocaine?  Go ahead, I will pass.   Big Grin
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#8
(08-06-2024, 03:06 PM)Durian Fiend Wrote: Isn't having a bump slang for snorting a line of cocaine?  Go ahead, I will pass.   Big Grin

That’s one meaning of the use of the word “bump.”

The intent of the OP was to have people make a post that would send this thread to the top of the list, or “bump” it. 

The references to “Owsley,” “Bear,” “Jerry” and “Betty Boop” and a Visine bottle asking if you “want a bump” is in reference to the Greatful Dead and the taking of LSD. 

Which, in that context, explains just about everything that one would need to know to understand quite a bit.
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#9
Hey, at least you're passing it, Durian. Can't stand someone who forgets to pass...
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#10
Looks like we will need a few extra stalls in the luas at The PWB&G.
I wish you all the best.
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