How do you know you are in Puna?

[james weatherford]

for example,
You need a car to catch a bus.



James Weatherford, Ph.D.
15-1888 Hialoa
Hawaiian Paradise Park

[mdd7000]

That's a good one! []

[janeadams]

You only live 2.5 miles from Pahoa and have no utilities other than those you install yourself.

Jane

[konadave]

Gonna pick on OTWC a little.

Your neighbor 5 doors down has cable TV but Oceanic Time Warner wants $3500 to install another pole to bring cable to your house.

And

The first street in your subdivision has cable but the rest of the subdivision doesn't.

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[DanielP]

You can't drive down the highway without passing a sign every 100 feet.

[Kapohocat]

....part of your ride home is down a gravel road? - Jeff Foxworthy

[Wao nahele kane]

Copy and paste the following link into your browser cause it doesn't work directly...
http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/seinfe.../theme.wav
... the people around you.

E ho'a'o no i pau kuhihewa.

[riverwolf]

You take guest from the mainland out for lunch...and you don't understand why they think that Spam on the menu is unusual?

riverwolf

[punafish]

You can never be under-dressed!

[Carey]

A guy with a chicken on his shoulder hitchhikes.... and people pick them up.


You can get a contact high at an intersection.