10-22-2007, 02:58 AM
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
> Nike
> running shoes and a sign around her neck.
>
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
> sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
>
> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing
> and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
> days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and
> is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day
> there's a knock at the door and
> there s tands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in
> his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
> running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you
> can have me".
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
> shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
> the
> same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
>
> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
> that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
> and
> calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
>
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
> rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
> years."
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
> a sign around his neck that r eads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."
>
> He lost 63 pounds that week
>
Handle every situation like a dog,If you can't eat it or hump it,piss on it and walk away...
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
> Nike
> running shoes and a sign around her neck.
>
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
> sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
>
> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing
> and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
> days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and
> is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day
> there's a knock at the door and
> there s tands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in
> his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
> running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you
> can have me".
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
> shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
> the
> same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
>
> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
> that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
> and
> calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
>
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
> rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
> years."
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
> a sign around his neck that r eads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."
>
> He lost 63 pounds that week
>
Handle every situation like a dog,If you can't eat it or hump it,piss on it and walk away...
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