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Just passing these on, not original...
What did Mauna Kea say to Kilauea?
I lava you and you lava me? (singing)
Husband: I lava you.
Wife: I lava youtube!
Anyone else?
Cheers,
Kirt
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If you really lava me, you will lava your wife and breakout with me to pahoahoe.
(100% original joke. All rights reserved. No portion of this joke may be reproduced without the expressed written consent of lavarat.)
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Contact your doctor if you have an eruption that last longer than four hours.
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Did you hear about the Hipster's house that burned?
It got caught in the mainstream.
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(I hesitated to post this due to the sensitive subject matter- but a joke is a joke and not meant to be "real")
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Those leaving already are a "premature evacuation." Wish I made
that up but I saw it elsewhere.
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Yeah that's really rude.. don't evacuate till Pele comes.
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Q : Why did the lava cross the road ?
A : To get to the other side .
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When is the fed going to regulate the inflation in Pu'u O'o?
Will Pu'u O'o tilt to the right if the Republicans take the senate?
Is Hwy 130 too big to fail?
How soon will Google have a street view of Chain of Craters road?
Is it possible to divert this thread?
