I just watched this video about a surf park that's proposed in Australia, and it got me to thinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blrqf1NCpb4
What if the TMT can't move forward as a telescope after the Hawaii Supreme Court decision tomorrow? What else could it be used for in a way that could benefit all of Hawaii and it's citizens? One of the complaints I've heard over the past year is that it's too big. Another one is that it doesn't reflect the ideology of the Hawaiian people.
So I wondered, what is closely associated with Hawaii and Hawaiian culture, both old and new?
Surfing.
And how could the immense size of TMT dome be put to good use?
Fill it with water.
Combine the two and you'd create the world's first 13,000+ foot surfing channel to the sea. The longest, and probably fastest too. All the fun and excitement of an amusement park water slide, exponentially magnified by the twists and turns of a high speed rapid descent luge run. Channel surfing could prove far more exciting than a boring strapped-like-a-baby-in-a-car-seat zip line adventure.
Imagine yourself in the holding pool on the north slope plateau of majestic Mauna Kea. The giant TMT observatory dome peels open releasing millions of gallons of water in a giant undulating torrent. You paddle full force into the channel, catch the wave, and away you go, sometimes in a rapid free fall, other times twisting through canyon-like switchbacks.
This could be a win-win for both opponents and proponents of the TMT. Something for everyone (except astronomers), and best of all, no dengue mosquitoes at the top, and none could catch you on the way down.
I don't think even gypsy would object to this appropriate recreational and sacred use of the mauna. Surfing
is Hawaii. And I can guarantee you'll pray all the way down.