04-20-2006, 01:29 PM
Procrastinators of the world UNITE!!!.....Tomorrow.
The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!
Unfortunately common sense isn't very common.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's the other way around.
"Captain - I cannot believe my ears!" - Spock to Kirk
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Polaroids: Polar bears get these from sitting on ice flows.
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
Error, no keyboard . . . Press F1 to continue.
Help, I've fallen and I can't . . . Hey! Nice carpet!
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.
Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something . . .
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Shin - a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.
Edited by - Andrew on 04/29/2006 22:38:55
The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!
Unfortunately common sense isn't very common.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's the other way around.
"Captain - I cannot believe my ears!" - Spock to Kirk
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Polaroids: Polar bears get these from sitting on ice flows.
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
Error, no keyboard . . . Press F1 to continue.
Help, I've fallen and I can't . . . Hey! Nice carpet!
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.
Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something . . .
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Shin - a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.
Edited by - Andrew on 04/29/2006 22:38:55
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Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times".
Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times".
