Once a Punatic said....

[StillHope]

"... if you shoot yourself you were trespassing when ya did it."

(Dave M's legal advice)

Translation: you either shoot or trespass.Can not do both[}].

[StillHope]

"... They were talking about a previous patient covered in tatoo's as I was on the table and the doc asked if I had any tatoo's.

My response: No, but if I did get one, it would be right next to where your hand is there and it would say EXIT ONLY!!!"

(Pslamont about colonoscopy).

[StillHope]

"..And what is a "derversive lifestyle" anyway? My dictionary wants to know".


(PaulW)

[maud gonne]

As Groucho Marx once said:
"I have my principles!.... And if you don't like them... I have others."

[StillHope]

"I wish too that I could bring the world together,but
The Only 5 People in History (IMHO) who have come the closest to it are the Beatles...
and Bill Gates."

(Kimo wires,post # 88)

[lotus]

Welcome to Puna!

(anytime something happens off kilter)

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars."

[StillHope]

This one is not from a Punatic,but from a dog barking tread :

"there is no law that says you have to live at the same address as your dogs"

(Big Island police officer introduced the rules).

[StillHope]

- WHAT did you bring that you should have left behind? (Mella)

- Mother-in-law![] (Jade)