Landscape that Fugly Longs

[JerryCarr]

Glen, your prose is channeling John Kennedy Toole today. As the inimitable Ignatius Reilly would say, the new Long's is "an offense against taste and decency." There, I've said it. Now we can speculate on how Fortuna's Wheel brought us to such an awful juncture . . . or junction, perhaps more appropriately, the road likely being a worse infliction than the store itself.