01-03-2011, 07:22 AM
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
_ Terrorist Plots Discovered = 0
_ Transvestites = 133
_ Hernias = 1,485
_ Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172
_ Enlarged Prostates = 8,249
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_ Breast Implants = 59,350
_ Natural Blondes = 3
_ Terrorist Plots Discovered = 0
_ Transvestites = 133
_ Hernias = 1,485
_ Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172
_ Enlarged Prostates = 8,249
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]_ Breast Implants = 59,350
_ Natural Blondes = 3
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