Car Repair

[Obie]

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Originally posted by KathyH

Your check engine light is on ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhp2ShPVQw
Sheldon: Thank you for driving me to work.

Penny: You know this is my day off, Sheldon.

Sheldon: Oh, good. IÕm not keeping you from anything. Your check engine light is on.

Penny: Mm-hmm.

Sheldon: Typically thatÕs an indicator. To, you know, check your engine.

Penny: ItÕs fine, itÕs been on for, like, a month.

Sheldon: Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine.

Penny: Sheldon, itÕs fine.

Sheldon: If it were fine, the light wouldnÕt be on. ThatÕs why the manufacturer installed that light, to let you know itÕs not fine.

Penny: Uh, maybe the lightÕs broken.

Sheldon: Is there a Òcheck the check engine light lightÓ?
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Penny: How about we just have a little quiet time now?

Sheldon: All right. Hmm, huh, IÕm sorry, IÕm finding your reckless nonchalance regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling.

Penny (Pulling over): Get out.

Sheldon: Well, I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding of the workings of an internal combustion engine, IÕm not sure IÕm capable of performing diagnostics.

Penny: I said, get out.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKSZIeDe_Q&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Sheldon: WhatÕs that?

Penny: Nothing. The engine does that sometimes.

Sheldon: That canÕt be nothing, the check engine light is on. We need to find a service station.

Penny: No. The light has been on since I bought the car.

Sheldon: All the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes.

Penny: ItÕs not going to explode, just keep driving. Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock.

Sheldon: Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise. He was the science officer, and I guarantee you that if he ever saw the EnterpriseÕs check engine light blinking, he would pull the ship over immediately.
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Sheldon: If you recall, I pointed out the check engine light to you several months ago.

Penny: Well, the check engine light is fine; it's still blinking away. It's the stupid engine that stopped working.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tsYstSet7g
Beverley: Your check engine light is on.

Penny: Yeah, I gotta put a sticker over that.

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