Bringing Firearms When Moving to B.I.

[Kelena]

Look, apparently you can ship an entire deer or two over here without anyone noticing. Not legal advice, but I am pretty sure you can ship a gun over, although I think that shipping over more than one gun is a little Osama-Bin-Laden-and-his-many-wives-ish. One should be enough. Sell the rest and find a more peaceable and quiet pursuit. There is only one reason to bring a gun to Hawaii: to shoot loose dogs that threaten you or someone you love. In that case, exhaust all other remedies first and then aim for the forehead. Fire another shot if necessary for humanitarian purposes. Dump the gun in the ocean. Wash hands thoroughly before entering house.