The Positive Side of Double Hurricanes

[Kelena]

I am a glass-half-empty-and-by-the-way-this-glass-is-friggin'-plastic-and-tastes-like-it kind of guy, but am making a real effort to change that. To that end, I thought it might be useful to stop fretting over what appears to be a double-hurricane aimed straight for Puna and to look on the bright side of such an event. Here are a few positive ways of looking at it. You may have some of your own before the power goes out and we are plunged into darkness.

1. This is gonna blow those little coqui MF'ers from here to Kingdom Come.
2. I get to decide the election! As I am pretty sure I am the only person who timely submitted an absentee vote with an unspoiled ballot and since voting in person will be impossible, MY BALLOT DECIDES THE ELECTION!!!
3. Albezia removal --- done!
4. Sand returns to Kehena, brought there on the wind from Shipman beach!
5. Unwanted yard gnomes -- gone!
6. An Act of God is about to remove from Hilo that horrible truck with all those crazy signs. Ironic, huh?!
7. Distraction from obsessive volcano monitoring!
8. All malos -- skyward!


Your turn.