absolute, irrefutable proof that Helco is Satan

[pahoated]

Kind of misleading. You blank out the first line and the second line says the $16 was for a returned payment, not for the 2 cents. It looks like it was a bad check or online account balance that was short, and in the process of making good on it, you were short 2 cents. You decided to go up the chain, so HELCO transfers that to HECO when that happens. HECO is in Honolulu, and of course, they have absolutely no idea who you are. You could have put 2 pennies in an envelope and mailed it to HELCO in Hilo. Yes, 46 cents each way for the fascist mail extortion. Best thing to do is move to a place where there is no society and you can have solar if you want. Heard there were some cheap lots on Devil's Island.

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