Dropping your load in Public Restrooms

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LOL on the whole thread.
I was in WalyWorld just a couple of days ago and visited the rest room. OMG!, and the audio confirmed that it was a work in progress. I was thinking the guy deserved some recognition for such an outstanding performance so I almost commented "Damn, what kind of road kill did you eat", as I've been known for such unsolicited expressions of praise in the past. Something held me back and as I quickly exited I observed a very elderly lady sitting in her walker seat who seemed to be waiting on someone in the rest room, so I was glad I held my tongue. I wouldn't want to offend someone in frail health that might not have my same C,R&SU humor. Had the tables been reversed I would have just calmly replied "Possum" or something of the like.

I've left a few (very few) BOMBS in public facilities. I greatly prefer home territory and will go to great lengths to save my act for that preferred local. However, the times I have gone public it was because I had no choice, usually due to a less than optimal situation in the digestive tract. Those instances generally come complete with substantial bouquet. I'm betting that is often the situation with others making public deposits.

Pua`a
S. FL
Big Islander to be.