Religious outlook on life

[Beachboy]

I hope this doesn't offend anybody?




Taoism: S**t happens
Hare Krishna: S**t happens rama rama ding ding
Hinduism: This s**t happened before
Islam: If s**t happens, take a hostage
Judaism: Why does this s**t always happen to me?
Zen: What is the sound of s**t happening?
Buddhism: When s**t happens, is it really s**t?
Confucianism: Confucius say, "S**t happens."
7th day Adventist: S**t happens on Saturdays
Protestantism: S**t wont happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If s**t happens, I deserve it
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "s**t happens"
Unitarianism: What is this s**t?
Rastafarianism: Lets smoke this s**t



Handle every situation like a dog,If you can't eat it or hump it,piss on it and walk away...