10-04-2013, 05:30 AM
I have a Canadian neighbor or two but I rarely see them engage in indoor activities like getting on Punaweb (they probably had enough of that back home). I have no idea what they are doing in a third world country, but I suspect they are here for the weather. Perhaps they are laying the groundwork for a Canadian invasion. These Canadians are very sneaky -- they almost pass for Americans. I wish they would just conquer our country already but it doesn't seem to be in their nature. One can hope, though. I really think we might need a parliament -- one that can be dissolved. And we would have working ferries that are ecologically pure and you could load your dog on them in cool special kennels. There would be music to entertain you while you made the crossing. We would probably get agricultural inspectors, too, as they would see this place was once like the Galapagos and they would do their best to restore it and to keep further ecological catastrophes from occurring.
In the meantime, I would really like it if Diana Krall would move in next door on one side and Connor Jessup would move in on the other side. Or maybe Michael Buble and his lovely wife -- the one he sings to. No....okay....I don't think I could actually tolerate that for very long. He is just too cute, cuddly, smooth and sincere and I might feel like I am being drowned in Grade A dark amber every single day. So let's make it K.D. Lang. I think that girl could survive in the jungle really well. If she ever got lost, all she would have to do is holler, jungle style. And I am sure she is lots of fun and could turn Puna paniolo in no time. People should ride horses here, not bikes. For god's sakes, not bikes.
Which Canadian would you like to move in next door to you?
In the meantime, I would really like it if Diana Krall would move in next door on one side and Connor Jessup would move in on the other side. Or maybe Michael Buble and his lovely wife -- the one he sings to. No....okay....I don't think I could actually tolerate that for very long. He is just too cute, cuddly, smooth and sincere and I might feel like I am being drowned in Grade A dark amber every single day. So let's make it K.D. Lang. I think that girl could survive in the jungle really well. If she ever got lost, all she would have to do is holler, jungle style. And I am sure she is lots of fun and could turn Puna paniolo in no time. People should ride horses here, not bikes. For god's sakes, not bikes.
Which Canadian would you like to move in next door to you?