06-10-2014, 03:38 AM
I utilize a private security firm that hires teams of ninja. The ninja tip-toe silently across my corrugated steel roof. I know they circle the perimeter and are equipped with infrared goggles. I paid extra to have a series of zip-lines set up in the ohia trees surrounding my lot for ease of egress and ingress in case of burglary. The speed at which the ninja can surround and intercept any potential thieves is unparalleled due to the state of the art zip-line transportation system. After a thieve has been subdued the ninja generally work them over with nunchaku while waiting for the authorities to transfer custody of the criminal(s) before they release their (friends/family) back into the general public to continue terrorizing honest folk.
Luckily I have the ninja plan grandfathered to the original sale price upon purchase and enjoy almost a 50% discount on their currently required commission. So, sorry to say if you would like to enjoy the same security I am privledged to, then you may be subject to substantially higher rates.
Aloha mai kakou
Luckily I have the ninja plan grandfathered to the original sale price upon purchase and enjoy almost a 50% discount on their currently required commission. So, sorry to say if you would like to enjoy the same security I am privledged to, then you may be subject to substantially higher rates.
Aloha mai kakou