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Originally posted by HereOnThePrimalEdge

PaulW-
Thanks for posting the coqui article:
The zoo is involved with many partnerships to save the coqui...out of the known species, three are extinct.

After reading that article I immediately went to check my yard, and believe I've found at least two, if not all three extinct species. It took some time as I had to look through almost 10,000 frogs. And that's not as easy as it sounds, so to speak, as during daylight hours it's hear no evil time.

But I couldn't wait, because I wanted to apply for funding with the San Antonio Zoo, the University of Puerto Rico, and any other entity willing to spend $20,000 on a shelf, a few plastic one gallon commercial bio-mayonaise jar habitats, and watering "system" for 30 or 40 not-even-endangered coqui.

I also plan to create GMO bufo-coqui troggs in my secret laboratory. They'll be coquis the size of bufos with the proportional increased volume to their mating call, estimated to pin out the VU needle at approximately 6700 decibels. These troggs will not be released into the wild, but made available to anyone who has an unresolved issue with their government representatives at the county building, as well as tax assessment appeals. *

If you think the Planning Department, or Finance Department, or County Council hasn't heard a word you've said, place one trogg on table or counter top, and NOW you've got their attention.

CAUTION: Side effects include uncontrolled shaking, flying glass, seismographic and car alarm triggering, and temporary deafness, or more.

ko-KEEEEEE

*Not effective on USDA Animal & Plant Quarantine Inspectors at this time, as they will be unable to see or hear troggs until almost 12 years after their first introduction to the Big Island.

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Thanks for the laugh! Loved it! (even if coffee came out of my nose!)

Best wishes