12-23-2014, 07:00 AM
We just uncovered need for a new service! MRS -- or Miscreant removal Services. I might know a couple of hardened Iraq/Afghanistan vets who would gladly volunteer. Forget the cops and laws. Too many complicated legal layers. By calling 1-800-Removal, our team of discrete, solution-based former combat warriors will make an early morning visit to any person causing harm or excessive nuisance to a community and/or neighborhood. Why mess with a court system and bureaucracy that in the end, provides protection to such menacing members of our community? MRS offers fast, courteous, solutions that could once again bring the word "paradise" back to our humble pieces of Hawaii nei. Call now and receive a free lava appreciation kit. Complete with egg beater.
Proven methods that work! Check out what our customers are saying:
" The kid down the street, with his LOUD primer-colored, bass booming lowered '86 honda civic was really being a nuisance. A security camera at my house even captured him going through items in my back yard when I was at work. I called MRS and before I could say Two Musubis in a two ton Ford, the problems ceased. No more Bass. No more dirty looks. Thank you MRS!"
And here's another:
"MRS helped me get rid of that ice head, rooster farmer down the street from me. Thank you MRS for helping get back to the Hawaii the realtor told me I was moving to!"
Call Today!
Proven methods that work! Check out what our customers are saying:
" The kid down the street, with his LOUD primer-colored, bass booming lowered '86 honda civic was really being a nuisance. A security camera at my house even captured him going through items in my back yard when I was at work. I called MRS and before I could say Two Musubis in a two ton Ford, the problems ceased. No more Bass. No more dirty looks. Thank you MRS!"
And here's another:
"MRS helped me get rid of that ice head, rooster farmer down the street from me. Thank you MRS for helping get back to the Hawaii the realtor told me I was moving to!"
Call Today!