04-23-2015, 05:43 AM
NEWS FLASH: Biblical scholars now contend that the earth is actually only 45 days old, as opposed to the 5000 year figure usually quoted. According to one researcher, there was a "typo" in the King James translation. "We now believe that Creation occurred in early March", he said. "So-called scientists contend that a month named February actually preceded March, but cannot agree as to whether said month consists of 28 or 29 days, so obviously they are just guessing".