02-10-2006, 08:21 PM
Rob, you are reading my mind!
PUNATICS PARTY
18-4160 N. GLENWOOD RD.
TAKE HIGHWAY 11 TO BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 19 AND 20.
IF COMING FROM HILO, N. GLENWOOD RD. IS JUST 100 YARDS OR SO PAST THE HIRANO STORE. YOU WILL BE MAKING A RIGHT TURN ONTO N. GLENWOOD
IF COMING FROM KONA VIA VOLCANOL YOU WILL SEE THE PU'U O'O RANCHLANDS SIGN ON YOUR RIGHT JUST AFTER MILE 21.... LOOK FOR N. GLENWOOD AS YOUR NEXT INTERSECTION. YOU WILL BE MAKING A LEFT.
FROM THE HIGHWAY, AS YOU TURN ONTO N. GLENWOOD ROAD, YOU WILL BE TRAVELING ABOUT 0.6 MILES UP THE HILL ON A PAVED, SINGLE LANE ROAD. YOU WILL PASS THE BAMBOO FOREST THEN A FEW HOUSES... KEEP WATCHING ON YOUR RIGHT. YOU WILL SEE AN UNFINISHED HOME ON YOUR LEFT; IGNORE IT; THAT'S NOT US LOL
ON THE RIGHT YOU WILL SEE A BLACK CHAIN LINK FENCE. IT WILL BECOME A BARBED WIRE FENCE. JUST AFTER THE BARBED WIRE YOU WILL SEE A DRIVEWAY, A BLACK MAILBOX WITH A SEAHORSE ON THE POST HOLDING IT UP. THAT IS OUR DRIVEWAY.
DEPENDING ON WEATHER AND CROWDS, I STRONGLY RECOMMEND PARKING ON THE ROAD AND WALKING IN. IF YOU DRIVE IN, YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT FOR QUITE A WHILE. THE DRIVEWAY IS SOLID BUT THE GROUND ON EITHER SIDE IS VERY SOFT. WITH A CROWD OF CARS, TURNING AROUND SHOULD BE A CHALLENGE.
WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY, YOU WILL SEE AN OPEN FIELD ON YOUR LEFT... THAT IS ACTUALLY A FRUIT ORCHARD BUT THE GRASS IS TALL AND THE TREES AREN'T SO YOU HAVE TO LOOK HARD! KEEP GOING.
NEXT YOU WILL SEE SOME PENS... THAT IS THE PIG PEN AND AN OLD TEMPORARY PIGPEN THAT IS IN PROCESS OF BECOMING A BANANA GARDEN. KEEP WALKING.
FAR BEHIND THE PENS YOU WILL SEE A TWO STORY CABIN, QUAINT, WAAAAYYYYYY BACK IN THE PASTURE. ASK THE TAX MAN; IT DOESN'T EXIST! KEEP WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY.
FINALLYL AS THE DRIVEWAY CURVES TO YOUR LEFT, YOU WILL SEE A ROOF AND A MAJOR CONSTRUCTION PROJECT UNDER IT . WE WILL BE BUSY CLEANING IT UP FOR SAFETY THE BEST WE CAN IN THE MORNING. COME ON UP. FOOD TABLES ARE IN THE CAR PORT. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND FROM THERE.
ALOHA, WELCOME AND DON'T MISS IT.
PAM
Just another day in P A R A D I S E !!
PUNATICS PARTY
18-4160 N. GLENWOOD RD.
TAKE HIGHWAY 11 TO BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 19 AND 20.
IF COMING FROM HILO, N. GLENWOOD RD. IS JUST 100 YARDS OR SO PAST THE HIRANO STORE. YOU WILL BE MAKING A RIGHT TURN ONTO N. GLENWOOD
IF COMING FROM KONA VIA VOLCANOL YOU WILL SEE THE PU'U O'O RANCHLANDS SIGN ON YOUR RIGHT JUST AFTER MILE 21.... LOOK FOR N. GLENWOOD AS YOUR NEXT INTERSECTION. YOU WILL BE MAKING A LEFT.
FROM THE HIGHWAY, AS YOU TURN ONTO N. GLENWOOD ROAD, YOU WILL BE TRAVELING ABOUT 0.6 MILES UP THE HILL ON A PAVED, SINGLE LANE ROAD. YOU WILL PASS THE BAMBOO FOREST THEN A FEW HOUSES... KEEP WATCHING ON YOUR RIGHT. YOU WILL SEE AN UNFINISHED HOME ON YOUR LEFT; IGNORE IT; THAT'S NOT US LOL
ON THE RIGHT YOU WILL SEE A BLACK CHAIN LINK FENCE. IT WILL BECOME A BARBED WIRE FENCE. JUST AFTER THE BARBED WIRE YOU WILL SEE A DRIVEWAY, A BLACK MAILBOX WITH A SEAHORSE ON THE POST HOLDING IT UP. THAT IS OUR DRIVEWAY.
DEPENDING ON WEATHER AND CROWDS, I STRONGLY RECOMMEND PARKING ON THE ROAD AND WALKING IN. IF YOU DRIVE IN, YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT FOR QUITE A WHILE. THE DRIVEWAY IS SOLID BUT THE GROUND ON EITHER SIDE IS VERY SOFT. WITH A CROWD OF CARS, TURNING AROUND SHOULD BE A CHALLENGE.
WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY, YOU WILL SEE AN OPEN FIELD ON YOUR LEFT... THAT IS ACTUALLY A FRUIT ORCHARD BUT THE GRASS IS TALL AND THE TREES AREN'T SO YOU HAVE TO LOOK HARD! KEEP GOING.
NEXT YOU WILL SEE SOME PENS... THAT IS THE PIG PEN AND AN OLD TEMPORARY PIGPEN THAT IS IN PROCESS OF BECOMING A BANANA GARDEN. KEEP WALKING.
FAR BEHIND THE PENS YOU WILL SEE A TWO STORY CABIN, QUAINT, WAAAAYYYYYY BACK IN THE PASTURE. ASK THE TAX MAN; IT DOESN'T EXIST! KEEP WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY.
FINALLYL AS THE DRIVEWAY CURVES TO YOUR LEFT, YOU WILL SEE A ROOF AND A MAJOR CONSTRUCTION PROJECT UNDER IT . WE WILL BE BUSY CLEANING IT UP FOR SAFETY THE BEST WE CAN IN THE MORNING. COME ON UP. FOOD TABLES ARE IN THE CAR PORT. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND FROM THERE.
ALOHA, WELCOME AND DON'T MISS IT.
PAM
Just another day in P A R A D I S E !!
I want to be the kind of woman that, when my feet
hit the floor each morning, the devil says
"Oh Crap, She's up!"
hit the floor each morning, the devil says
"Oh Crap, She's up!"