12-21-2016, 09:43 AM
I'd tow that jalopy
Even less work:
#1 Buy a tube of quick drying contractors glue.
Wait until the occupants? residents? leave for the day.
Seal the doors as best you can.
#2 Buy something that stinks.
Inject into the interior by whatever means is necessary.
"One may pretend knowledge of philosophy more successfully than that of arithmetic." -Last Aphorisms (or how about, one may pretend knowledge with an opinion more successfully than with facts)
Even less work:
#1 Buy a tube of quick drying contractors glue.
Wait until the occupants? residents? leave for the day.
Seal the doors as best you can.
#2 Buy something that stinks.
Inject into the interior by whatever means is necessary.
"One may pretend knowledge of philosophy more successfully than that of arithmetic." -Last Aphorisms (or how about, one may pretend knowledge with an opinion more successfully than with facts)
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves